BATCH Scripts

To make a batch file open notepad and copy and paste the script. then save it with a extension .bat

none of these programs are harmful and none are  permanent. 

%windir%\System32\shutdown.exe -l -t 300 -c "your message" 

This one will shutdown your computer in 30 seconds. this is not harmful but will shut your computer down 

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 @echo off

:A

coler 2 
dir/s 

goto :A 

This one looks like a virus but is really just a line of text copying itself a lot. this is not harmful in any way. fun prank to play on your good friends

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 @echo off

MODE CON COLS=150 LINES=60

color 2f

echo please enter password

set/p word=

if %word%== password goto home

exit

:home

cls

echo Welcome to the main menu 

ping localhost -n 2 >null

echo would you like waffles?

set /p word=

if %word%== yes goto yes

if %word%== no goto no

goto home

:yes 

cls

echo you like waffles

ping localhost -n 2 >null

cls

echo is 1+1 2?

set /p word=

if %word%== yes goto pie2

if %word%== no goto pie

:no

cls 

echo you dont like waffles

ping localhost -n 2 >null

cls

echo is 1+1 2?

set /p word=

if %word%== yes goto pie2

echo you are a fail..

ping localhost -n 2 >null

exit

:pie2

echo wow you got it right..

ping localhost -n 2 >null

cls

echo your computer will explode in 5 seconds

ping localhost -n 2 >null

cls

echo your computer will explode in 4 seconds

ping localhost -n 2 >null

cls

echo your computer will explode in 3 seconds

ping localhost -n 2 >null

cls

echo your computer will explode in 2 seconds

ping localhost -n 2 >null

cls

echo your computer will explode in 1 seconds

ping localhost -n 2 >null

cls

echo BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

ping localhost -n 2.5 >null

cls

color 2f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 1f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 3f 

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 4f 

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 5f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 6f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 7f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 8f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 9f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 1f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 3f 

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 4f 

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 5f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 6f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 7f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 8f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

color 9f

ping localhost -n 1 >null

exit

This script Sets a password Called  "password", if you get it wrong it exits. if you get it correct you get asked questions and then if you get all the  questions correct it throws you a color party

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 RUNDLL32 USER32.DLL,SwapMouseButton 

 This script switches your right and left mouse buttons. to reset restart your computer

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taskkill/im calculator.exe 

This will remove tasks from the process list.  replace calculator.exe with what ever the program is named, include the extension. 

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F9: Asks for the number of the command from the F7 list to paste 

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